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Colonel Codpiece Started conversation Jun 16, 2003
...I'm going to the bank. That thing about money being the root of all evil, it's true you know.
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Want to start that rebellion? It comes with a snazzy badge.
Afternoon, how you doing?
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hi Sandra, how much do you reckon the Teletubbie is worth?
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hmmm, does it have 'swag' printed on it in huge letters? Might get me rumbled...
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
More than your sense of humour id bet!
Nah itd be to dress up in so youre not so easily recognised
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Researcher 220282 Posted Jun 16, 2003
true well how about a 'sainsbury' carrier bag? I could always push the get-away trolley for you
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Let me get this straight...I burst into the bank in a Tinky-Winky suit wielding a Sainsburys bag, perhaps threaten to 'Uh-oh' the teller into submission, then I'm wheeled away in a trolley by a chuckling witch.
They couldn't jail me for that surely...
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
And I might get to see my friends in Ward 24.
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Admittedly, they are stylish, but they're just not cut for a woman.
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kow Posted Jun 16, 2003
Stick a bit of glitter on and you'll grow to love it.
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
Do you think there's a market for customised strait-jackets? Sometimes the insane want to look good too...
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 16, 2003
That reminds me Fonzy, you had mail.
Where do you buy strait-jackets?
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