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Post 1

Heckinflips last train to planet Notrite!

Hiya bab smiley - biggrin

Its flip, lif an mystical...

How ya doin chuck...??

smiley - laugh


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Post 2

Colonel Codpiece

Aaargh!!smiley - run

All three of you?? What did I do to deserve this?!

Y'know for a second there I thought my boss had caught me pulling a sicky!smiley - yikes

How are ya all ya nutters? And how do you manage to type with six handssmiley - huh


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Post 3

little imaginary friend

lol

Its smiley - angel now, smiley - biggrin
Confused....??
You will be smiley - laugh

Thought id give this pair a tutorin sesh, but...ah well....
theres no hope for them smiley - laugh

smiley - kiss from l.i.f

smiley - cuddle


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Post 4

dizzyandbob

DUM de DUM

smiley - footprints

smiley - whistle

smiley - zoom

smiley - run


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Post 5

Colonel Codpiece

Dum de dum to you to...nutter.smiley - laugh

Apologies to Mystical, the Ladyboy and Flip for disappearing without warning. A 16 year-old puked on my carpet. That just about covers it methinks.smiley - biggrin

Bugger, I could've done with a bit of ridiculousness too...smiley - footprints


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Post 6

Mystical Angel aka l'ange mystique - Patron Saint Of Silly Pole Dancers And Queen of the Space-Hopper!

Luuuurrrvvly! smiley - laugh

What did ya do to the poor lad smiley - biggrin

Lifs here aswell today, so just ignore him, smiley - laugh

.... "sorry hunni"


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Post 7

Colonel Codpiece

It wasn't a lad!smiley - yikes I've been getting 'em young lately but not that young!!

How it's going you two?smiley - tomato Ain't love bloody sore?!smiley - laugh

Give him a chinese burn...


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Post 8

Mystical Angel aka l'ange mystique - Patron Saint Of Silly Pole Dancers And Queen of the Space-Hopper!

smiley - laugh
Okay...what did you do to her then, smiley - biggrin

(lif sez maybe i shouldnt of asked that...lol)

We're both sound...love hurts man..im tellin ya....
(lifs being rude!!)

But he sez he'll give ya chinese burn cheeky mare smiley - laugh


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Post 9

Colonel Codpiece

I'd like to see him try! I'll give him a pink thong wedgie!smiley - grr

Babs, 16 year old, turned up drunk at 11, smoked some of me smiley - cake and ejected the lot.smiley - erm Nothing pervy, sorry to disappoint...

Did ya tell lif about the mini-meet?weg...


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Post 10

Mystical Angel aka l'ange mystique - Patron Saint Of Silly Pole Dancers And Queen of the Space-Hopper!

Speakin of pink thongs ive just been into the Smiley bit and asked for a tutu smiley smiley - laugh just for lif innit


Yep....mini-meet....?
The one ya was on about in Yorkshire....??

Oh i dunno...? if thats the one then i did...
Cor remember what he said tho...
probably didnt listen smiley - laugh


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Post 11

Colonel Codpiece

Thats the one, I'm supposed to call it a mini-meet so we don't get total strangers turning up.smiley - erm They'd have to be nuts to want to!

Trying to bring up the male count, so far its 2-10.smiley - laughsmiley - handbag beatings a plenty...


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Post 12

Mystical Angel aka l'ange mystique - Patron Saint Of Silly Pole Dancers And Queen of the Space-Hopper!

lol

FatBloke sez oo-er, hes stayin here...too many females in one place...smiley - erm
Whassee tryin to say like..?? smiley - laugh

He naggin, he wants to use up my session to go and play on his page...rotten swine innit smiley - laugh

I'll try and catch ya later bab.
Giz a mail one o the days about it....
I'll reply from me proper one, but for the h2 smiley - bleep its [email protected]

Yam always workin when i come on...aint ya lost that bleedin job yet, smiley - laugh
Never mind...ya must be good at it...boo hissss smiley - laugh

Spk later bab.I'll let ya know about the mini-meet if ya let me know more...when an where...ya know...

smiley - whistle "hi ho, hi ho, its off to lifs page we go" smiley - whistle


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Post 13

Colonel Codpiece

Tell him if he stays we'll all turn up at your door with a carry-out and a home waxing kit!smiley - laugh

If we ever get organised I'll get the details to you.smiley - erm

I'm the best worker in the place...thats why the manager always wants to talk to me.smiley - biggrin

Catch you later...smiley - thiefSneaks off for a look at Ladyboy central...smiley - run


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Post 14

Dizzy-and-Bob

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH who you calling a nutter then smiley - dohsmiley - racket1smiley - snowballsmiley - snowball



GREETINGS mystical smiley - kisssmiley - kiss


low voice hello LIF~smiley - ale


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Post 15

Colonel Codpiece

(husky growl)You ofcourse. Think yer bleedin Sinatra?!smiley - borgsmiley - flansmiley - ponysmiley - flan


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Post 16

dizzyandbob

HUGGY
you so going to get it

smiley - rocket

smiley - flan

smiley - flan

smiley - flan

smiley - flan

smiley - tomato

smiley - tomato

smiley - devil REBS


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Post 17

kow

I'm afraid you're going to have to take a number REBS, there's quite a queuesmiley - biggrin


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Post 18

dizzyandbob

Hi kow hows you smiley - biggrin BOB


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Post 19

Colonel Codpiece

smiley - ill

I hate flan.

Time for a Hitchcock...

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Post 20

kow

I'm ok BOB, nice to see you around here a bit moresmiley - ale

How's u and Di?


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