h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*emerges blinking into the sunlight*
*looks around*
*nods appreciatively*

That isn't sunlight. its our new, improved, induction touch sun radiation deflection barrier TM. Anything you may experience from this point forward is merely an deflection of reality off of a highly polished surface, Do not be afraid. be very afraid.

Ah good, I see nothing's changed.

I assume these are your pilchards, Sir, or Madam; please collect hem from the reception desk after the main show, to prevent incuring excess baggage handling fees.

I assumed the sunlight was outside of this place. I think of this place as existing in a basement closet with a "Beware of the leopard" sign on the door, of course.

Oh, and have a welcome back .

Thanks!

It's not a very big closet any more, but a few of us still lurk.

we're all in a closet? i thought we all came out of hte closset years ago?

anyhow, I ddnt' think we were allowed out until after nighthooover returns?

Stone me, is Nighthoover not back yet?

I just fell off my chair! ouch!

Mind the badgers!

Lluckily I cushioned the fal, and didn't injury anything, by cunningly landing on my head... Oh... gosh; and now I've got bohemian badgery stuck in my head! Bognor! oops... nearly off the chair again... I must get a chair with arms.... it'd be safer...

Either I'm seeing things or I've accidentally travelled a decade back into the past...

<BB<

Or both, BB? Both is good too.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I now have a sudden urge to get three pints in me.

I often have that urge. Not just at lunchtime. And some peanuts.

double lumch is an illusion?! say it ain't so