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Bankers.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Feb 29, 2000
Banks. Have I missed something? As I understand it, you give them your money, they give you a little plastic card so you can take *your own money* out of those big machine things they have, but if you try to take it out of a bank that doesn't have the same sign above the door as the one you put your money into, the bank you put it into takes some of your money because you took your money out of a different bank, and the bank you took your money out of takes some more of your money for the privilege. Can that be right?
Bankers.
The Seventh Magpie Posted Mar 1, 2000
I tell you they are getting out of hand. Personally i find a nest makes a good place for bright and shiny things.
Bankers.
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 1, 2000
There just a load of Bankers!!!...
Bankers.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 1, 2000
*thinks about doing a "nice little nest egg" joke, but thinks better of it*
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The Seventh Magpie Posted Mar 2, 2000
very wise - jokes can be very dangerous and back fire horrendously!
Bankers.
Ginger The Feisty Posted Mar 2, 2000
I guess I won't have a problem in future as I'm just about to start working for a bank so access to cash won't be difficult!
Bankers.
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 3, 2000
And you brag about your misfortune!! 
Bankers.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2000
Access to cash, eh? Whose cash would that be? 
Bankers.
Vestboy Posted Mar 9, 2000
Collective noun for bankers: "a wunch"
as in "a wunch of bankers"
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 29, 2000)
- 2: The Seventh Magpie (Mar 1, 2000)
- 3: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 1, 2000)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 1, 2000)
- 5: The Seventh Magpie (Mar 2, 2000)
- 6: Ginger The Feisty (Mar 2, 2000)
- 7: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 3, 2000)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 9: Vestboy (Mar 9, 2000)
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