h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No Zeb, I'm just pleased to see you

Ah, the old ones are the best

Ooo, this looks interesting,
*grabs aforementioned deckchair and makes herself comfy*
Come on then, what's happening?

Well, it all started some time ago, and I'm not quite sure how being a relative newcomer myself but, to summarise:

Helena and Dr EV have been seen flirting around various fora, and so it has come to a proposal of marriage which has been accepted. In time honoured fashion the two parties retired to their respective pre-nuptual celebrations. Unfortunately, we couldn't find a stripper for EV so Helena offered to step into the breach. At which point the good Doctor, un-surprisingly, bridled at the prospect of his bride to be revealing all to a bunch of lecherous old goats.

The traffic cone? Last seen on the Doctor's head as he was heading for a large barrel of beer.

Now gentle reader, let our story continue.......

Well I'm glad someone's been paying attention. You clearly are far too sober for thias forum Blue - fancy some Juice?

*offers of the (well, soon-to-be) globally revered Party Juice*

*Takes the proffered and drinks deep*

Wow! I needed that...Thanks Zeb

*Sways slightly in non-existent breeze*

Can I have some please Zeb - I am going to get so drunk that reality becomes a philosophical concept!

Ms Angel, Are you in the same time-zone as me?
Is drink really the answer?
OK, champagne cocktails are a pretty good answer to
most things

Aren't you boyz (and those traffic cones) supposed to be off at some lecherous bachelor party?

'Nonnie

I think it goes on till April, so I'm pacing myself

Ah. I see.

hmmm, I know text is notoriously misleading, but was that
"ah. I see"
code for
"I dont believe that, you poncey lightweight"?

Yes for the last time drink is the answer!

Copious drink, the collected works of Radiohead and a bit of Ben Folds Five too.

Nah.. It was actually code for "When are you all going to start a forum that doesn't crash my browser and abandon this one?"

'Nonnie

I've still not got the hang of virtual drinking though.
It's much easier in real life

I guess it's really up to the good Doctor or Helena to start a new forum Nonnie, after all it is their romance

yes...new forum someone

Well, I'd love to oblige, but it would be rather presumptious of me to start a new forum for declarations of undying adoration towards me, wouldn't it?

But you could start a reciprocated declarations of undying adoration forum

*wanders in emotionally bloodied and bruised*

Any one here?

Oooh blimey, hello - you look a bit emotionally bloodied and bruised...