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In just seven days, I can make you a man!
what you know as km Started conversation Nov 21, 2000
You know how Jennifer Aniston wore her hair at the last Emmys? I can't believe she went out in public like that.
I wonder if I'll be able to talk Zizzy into making this stop on the way home for Thanksgiving. Things are looking grim.
It could certainly be worse.
And tomorrow night, I'm going home! (don't dream it... be-e it!)
In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Spartus Posted Nov 21, 2000
No I don't know how she wore it. It was shameless, wasn't it? Her mother should beat her with an iron rod because of that. Or not. Your choice, really. Or her mother's.
Making what stop? If you mean typing, it'll be tricky to do if the road's bumpy or anything, plus you'll need an extension cord or something.
It could, yes. We could have all been born without legs or a head. Heads, I mean. Not just one head for everyone. You'd be eating all the time.
Yay for home! Should I sing?
In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Classic Krissy Posted Nov 21, 2000
Excellent. Posts about hot iron rod beatings, Zizzy and extension cords are what we really need more of around here. Really.
That and some hot tea and a puppy. I don't have a puppy but I've heard that they're out there and they can sniff out various cancers. I'm not sure though because the religious chanel sometimes shows cute pets but they also have a tendency to exaggerate various petty abilities they may possess.
It's beyond me. Help me mommy.
In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Spartus Posted Nov 21, 2000
The religious channels only show pets made from soap and old gears. They're all fake. Don't believe 'em. My personal favorite, though, is the 700 Club. THAT is a laugh. 
In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Classic Krissy Posted Nov 22, 2000
And what is the 700 Club? Some sort of club that involves the number 700 in some way?
In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Spartus Posted Nov 22, 2000
It's Pat Robertson's TV show thing. It has fake news and faith healing and stuff. It's a hoot.
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