h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK OK I'll let you go...have a good time wherever you are, just leave me holding the fort...see if I care...s to both of you

Chiki

Don't worry Chiki, the cavalry is a-coming, *cups frog-like paw to ear* is that a bugle I hear in the distance?....dum duddle um di dum di dum (supposed to be sounding something like the theme tune to 'Bonanza')

Blimey! don't they have any or smileys around here?

Really , you should be on the other page, looking after Zarza's recipes. Did you know he wrote his 33 booklets when he was housebound? Suffering from chronic bronchitis, I think. Or was it emphysyma? Some people might find his recipes spicey, and interesting, anyway. By the way, Cid hasn't gone off to read Gulliver's Travels again has she?

Chiki

I don't s'pose smoking 30 ciggies a day helped his lungs much. Don't know where Cid's gone. OK will look after recipes.

Glad to hear it! Looking forward to seeing some of his recipes, and trying them out again...
Chiki

Hey Cheekums - I see you made it to Front Page the other day
I'm going to see if I might find a recipe for Christmas.

Dartmoor

Yes it's me again! Talking to my self as usual

I know since Pondi died you have suffered all sorts of mental anguish. Are you ready to talk about those experiences now, ChiKi?
Are you willing to take on your new role more cheerfully?

Ladye S

I'm ready to talk about them. I very much doubt if it will be cheerfully though. I don't find talk of suicide or heroin abuse cheerful subjects, but I will talk about them. I will find the answers and even though I am training to be a counsellor if I discover that people have been behaving in an unacceptable manner, I shall report them, irrespective of colour, creed, religion or where their status is on the 'hierarchical' ladder.

Hi! I saw an art exhibition advertised in the middle of no-where this morning. It was near the place.