h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I would like to say that I hate golf and apparently it hates me so the feeling is mutual . I find that falling into an eternal coma would probabbly be more exciting than playing 18 holes of Golf .
Rather than running around , like normal sports , I find myself walking for miles on end chasing a tiny white ball , which when finally reached I must hit it away again and then walk even further and try to find it .