Oxford University
Created | Updated Mar 30, 2002
Oxford is a small city not far from the outskirts of London. It is home to what is renowned as one of the greatest educational institutions in the world. This is just a propaganda ploy in order for the university to continue to receive money from its many foolhardy benefactors.
In reality, Oxford University is full of two types of people - students and tutors. Both groups are largely harmless, the former being mostly interested in sex and alcohol, the latter being mostly interested in books, alcohol and wandering about the city looking eccentric.
It would seem that neither group deserve the lavish sums of money conferred upon the university, but that just goes to show what a good reputation can do for you.
Not to be confused with Cambridge University...although the differences are difficult to ascertain exactly. Although Cambridge is closer to Norfolk than Oxford.
In reality, Oxford University is full of two types of people - students and tutors. Both groups are largely harmless, the former being mostly interested in sex and alcohol, the latter being mostly interested in books, alcohol and wandering about the city looking eccentric.
It would seem that neither group deserve the lavish sums of money conferred upon the university, but that just goes to show what a good reputation can do for you.
Not to be confused with Cambridge University...although the differences are difficult to ascertain exactly. Although Cambridge is closer to Norfolk than Oxford.
