h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Horizontal, and how about a pink hat? Gee, Fenchurch, you're the grooviest! Froody as they come! The bee's knees!

Kat: Wow fishie queen? Well, I guess that's why the crown's on Little Fennyfish

FroodSporker: So are you new to the Guide? It's really interesting, be sure you follow links, you find some really interesting stuff!

Okay, and how many stripes do you want? hehe sorry, I just try to get it right the first time...

There is truth in that I am new to the guide, but I am familiar in it's ways. The teachings of the Froody one have served me well. The guide is yet another medium through which to convey his teachings. I am happy.

2 stripes. 2 is good - just like the gum commercials. Come on & double it. doublemint, double mint - FISH!

Yes, however I must warn you of some things: If you submit an entry, be prepared to wait for many a light-years before it is accepted/rejected. If you are from the U.S., be prepared to take a beating if you try and defend the country. If you're not, please don't beat up the colonials! Other than that, all the people are nice, everything you see is interesting, you'll love it

I am Norteamericana, but my family is all Canooks & Irish. Should I look into joining or applying to the American Protection Breau?

Well.... I think you should wing it for a while and see if you fare, if you're ever in trouble we've got a group of Yanks who are happy to play patriot Canooks are pretty safe, I think.... you're fish is done, you'll love him, he's with the others having a good time If there's anything you'd like changed, just yell.

Ooh, thanks 4 the help & the fish! How now do I go about accessing the little bugger? Do I need a net? Or is this big web sufficient means of capture & marine detainment?

You mean to put it on your page? Well, I have it on my own web space, so you can just access it from there. H2G2 doesn't let you put anything on thier server, so you have to upload anything you want to put on your page needs to be on another space. If you need to borrow any, I've got plenty. The URL is (a long one)... ::big breath:: http://www.geocities.com/soho/coffeehouse/2495/h2g2/FS_FISH.gif ::exhale::. To put it on a page, or any image, for that matter, first you find out it's url (the thing I just gave you), and put it into this tag: and on a page, not in the forums though, a picture should show.

Sooo... Say I were to put it on my webpage. Would I enter in the thing then the URL or what? I am very much confused... Well, sorta much confused anyways. Sheesh...Html!

Aww I'm sorry I took so long...well I'll try and make it easier...

copy this:



Now go to your home page, click on "edit page" in the goo on the side, and paste it in the box that shows up...

that should do it, tell me how it goes

not only is fenchurch kind and generous with her fish but she is also an educator in the ways of html!, where oh where do your powers end? i love it!

I think this is as good an argument as there is for the introduction of a chat site. let's try and keep this pure - no-one is to start off a branching thread, right?
Motile fish is being made at the moment. I'll have to see if I can get to a scanner later.

HI my name is Chewbacca,

I was just taking a little stroll in this wonderful guide and came across this link to OUCH. Sorry I couldn't resist it, I just had to take a little look. Please, please, please could I have just a little fishy for my page....PLEASE!!!

Of course!!! What colour, and do you want anything on him/her/it? There are examples on my page of what I can do so far... Nice to meet you Chewbacca.

Well, there can be small tangled threads like this one, right? Anyway, I think if I have time later on I'll try to throw together an HTML or java chat and stick it on my home page and whoever else wants it, just because I think that would be cool. What do people think? Now the editors really are going to kill me, I think

Hey! What happened? I guess this is what I get for taking a long weekend! So, this forum was on the front page for a while? Cool. I'd threaten to take away all your fish, but Fenchurch seems to make that a shallow threat. I'm happy that Monshari has the OUCH link working. Good Job.

Now I need to figure out what happened to the 'No Fish' pic.

Feeling so out of it all,
RSBohn

Welcome back RSBohn. You've been taking a rest from this place? it can take it out of you....

Oh, I'm sorry, OUCHman...would you like a fish? It'll make you feel better...I promise.