Wisconsin

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A state in the midwestern United States, Wisconsin is generally regarded as being as close as you can possibly get to hell without actually p*****g off God and dying. Strong evidence of this fact is the Wisconsin Mosquito, the largest of the species, which is thought to be a henchman of Satan himself. This state also contains lethal levels of both cows and bratwurst, a combination that tends to release dangerous amounts of methane gas into the atmosphere and just generally make it unpleasant for everyone. Also, the people there have a bizarre tendancy to wear large cheeses on their heads, probably an effect of the methane.

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