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The Hamster is a small fat rodent, who will spend 2/3 of it's lifew trying to run away from you. It eats most things, and will poo them all over you ayway, so it doesn't really matter. They live around four years, and during htis time MAY begin to trust you. Some gifted individuals are liked by hamsters everywhere, but this is VERY rare. Hamsters are nocturnal, and during the night will annoy and irritate you by making as much noise as is possible in a 15" 9" cage. Hamsters, however are loveable, but unlike mice, are unintelligent and slow. They have no capability to run the planet, and mice, if not rolled on by their fatness, ride them.

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