Terms & Conditions
Created | Updated Feb 17, 2003
So, you want to be a member of the Blues Shark fan club?
Please ensure that you can qualify on all the below points before signing up.
1) You have a tattoo of John Lee Hooker
2) You have photographic evidence that you have attended the pilgrimage to all the locations used on "The Wicker Man"
3) You can answer questions on the American Football quiz, you know about "end-zones" - "runnings backs" and have never called the players girly-girls who need padding to stop them crying.
3a) You always watch the Superbowl and think 4 hours of constantly interupted play is fantastic viewing.
4) You know that Manga is the only true art form and 800 years of artistic endevour is nothing compared to Issue 392 of Akira.
5) You agree that if you ever see Moby, you will try to give him a kicking whilst shouting out "THIS IS FOR SAYING YOU HAVE RE-INVENTED THE BLUES!"
6) There is nothing *really* wrong about cannilbalism
7) You will never call him a "fuzzy-wuzzy-softie-lovely"
Only if you qualifiy on all counts will you be able to join this exclusive club.
I will be stting up an email account to take the £45.73p membership fee, which will entitle you to 4 newsletters, a signed photo and some other crap.
<monster>
Please ensure that you can qualify on all the below points before signing up.
1) You have a tattoo of John Lee Hooker
2) You have photographic evidence that you have attended the pilgrimage to all the locations used on "The Wicker Man"
3) You can answer questions on the American Football quiz, you know about "end-zones" - "runnings backs" and have never called the players girly-girls who need padding to stop them crying.
3a) You always watch the Superbowl and think 4 hours of constantly interupted play is fantastic viewing.
4) You know that Manga is the only true art form and 800 years of artistic endevour is nothing compared to Issue 392 of Akira.
5) You agree that if you ever see Moby, you will try to give him a kicking whilst shouting out "THIS IS FOR SAYING YOU HAVE RE-INVENTED THE BLUES!"
6) There is nothing *really* wrong about cannilbalism
7) You will never call him a "fuzzy-wuzzy-softie-lovely"
Only if you qualifiy on all counts will you be able to join this exclusive club.
I will be stting up an email account to take the £45.73p membership fee, which will entitle you to 4 newsletters, a signed photo and some other crap.
<monster>
