h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Ok, who glued rabbit ears to my back?"

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Or the weirder but cleaner version: "Does my nickname look big in this?"

"Does my ego look big in this?"

I was carefully avoiding that one since I don't know VIP.

Fair enough, I'm just more foolish you see!

hi this is my second time on ere im lost lol anyone there ohhh spooky lol x

Hello again lilacfern. If you feel lost anywhere on h2g2, just click on the "My Space" link on the left hand side of the page. It will take you back to your personal space.

As for you GreyDesk: it's not Fairy Nuff but Fairy VIP to whom you have to explain yourself.

Okay, I admit it, I'm an attention seeker. Why else would I wear pink fluffy wings??

"Why else...?" - A genuine delusion of being a very important princess?!

Hmm... Sometimes I do wish I'd chosen a name that wasn't *quite* so pretentious...

...and the rest of the time is spent living up to it?

I'm not sure whether that's a compliment or a warning to stop being so annoying...