Burnley FC
Created | Updated Feb 7, 2003
Burnley FC is, quite honestly, the best football club there has ever been, or ever will be.
They were founded in 1882 when someone said "I know, let's make the best football club ever"
Burnley FC is a force for good, trying to save the world from the evil football clubs (Blackburn Rovers, Preston North End, Blackpool and obviously Manchester United, Satan's own team)
If you want to help, just go to www.burnleyfootballclub.com to gain moe information.
To help foil the other (evil) teams just DON'T GO TO THEIR MATCHES. The money they get from you watching them play is used to help Satan destroy the world. I repeat DON'T GO, under any circumstances, even if Burnley are playing them.
I hope this helps anyone planning to watch football ever.
(p.s. all of the other football teams other than the aforementioned are neutral, there is nothing wrong in supporting them, just as long as you don't ever go to a BRFC, PNE, MUFC or Blackpool game)
You have been warned...
They were founded in 1882 when someone said "I know, let's make the best football club ever"
Burnley FC is a force for good, trying to save the world from the evil football clubs (Blackburn Rovers, Preston North End, Blackpool and obviously Manchester United, Satan's own team)
If you want to help, just go to www.burnleyfootballclub.com to gain moe information.
To help foil the other (evil) teams just DON'T GO TO THEIR MATCHES. The money they get from you watching them play is used to help Satan destroy the world. I repeat DON'T GO, under any circumstances, even if Burnley are playing them.
I hope this helps anyone planning to watch football ever.
(p.s. all of the other football teams other than the aforementioned are neutral, there is nothing wrong in supporting them, just as long as you don't ever go to a BRFC, PNE, MUFC or Blackpool game)
You have been warned...
