Pocket Fluff
Created | Updated Jan 30, 2004
Pocket fluff, also known as pocket lint, is a deceptive artifact of modern life. There is disagreement about the true nature of pocket fluff.
Standard Definition
Pocket fluff is a collection of loose fibers from ones clothing that become wedged in one's pockets and compressed into small clumps.
Alternate Definition
Pocket fluff is one of the fundamental elements in the universe, along with earth, wind, fire and water. Pocket fluff has an undeniable mystical existence in that if you have a pocket there will be pocket fluff inside it. Great care can be taken to remove pocket fluff, but it will always return, a quality of great importance when playing a certain computer game written by a certain author.