One liner jokes
Created | Updated Feb 12, 2003
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Two Aerials meet on a roof fall in love get
Married the ceremony was rubbish
but the Reception was Brilliant.
What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polaroids
What's pink, wrinkly and smells of wee.
Old people
What's big and white and sits at the end of the bed
taking the p|ss out of old people?
A dialysis machine
Two cannibals eating a victim. One says to the other
'How are you doing?',
he replies 'I'm having a ball!'
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry
growing out of his arss.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it'
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only
clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Whats green and yellow and goes red at the
flick of a switch?
A frog in a liquidizer.
What have Rolex watches got in common
with David Beckham?
They both come in a Posh box.
The following list of jokes fall into the "One Liner" category.
Two Aerials meet on a roof fall in love get
Married the ceremony was rubbish
but the Reception was Brilliant.
What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polaroids
What's pink, wrinkly and smells of wee.
Old people
What's big and white and sits at the end of the bed
taking the p|ss out of old people?
A dialysis machine
Two cannibals eating a victim. One says to the other
'How are you doing?',
he replies 'I'm having a ball!'
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry
growing out of his arss.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it'
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only
clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Whats green and yellow and goes red at the
flick of a switch?
A frog in a liquidizer.
What have Rolex watches got in common
with David Beckham?
They both come in a Posh box.
