Moustache
Created | Updated Apr 27, 2002
A small worker-pet, which is kept on the top lip and can be trained to hold food in one of its tentacles for consumption later. Also useful in protecting against the cold, which can cause cold sores. These are low maintenance pets, which draw nutrients directly from your skin, and can be washed along with the rest of the face. Once your moustache has made its home on your lip, it is impossible to remove it without the use of a very sharp blade and some very cold water. Popular among most men in the world and also with women in Eastern Europe.