ballpoint pens
Created | Updated Mar 30, 2002
A ballpoint pen is a small, oblong, ink-filled writing utensil that efficiently and smoothly releases aforementioned ink for your writing pleasure. Ballpoint pens can be found in mass quantities everywhere in the world, including Gobi Desert, except, of course, for when you really need one. At this point they all vanish, and all that remains is the lingering sound of their cruel, maniacal laughter.
