Lara Croft

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Leapt to fame in the mid-1990's. English adventurer, famed for her lightning reflexes and passion for shooting inncoent animals. Wanted in most countries of the world for grave-robbing and cruelty to animals. Also wanted by HM Customs for suspected smuggling - she must be hiding SOMETHING in those un-naturally big breasts!
Armed and dangerous (especially if you're an animal) - shoot on sight, and don't get too close because one whack from those breasts can kill.

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