Jones Soda Pop
Created | Updated Jan 16, 2003
Jones Soda Pop: A relatively new thing
Though Jones has only been around for a few years, it's mere name strikes happiness in the hearts of many young ones. But what is it, you ask? What's so special about this new soda? Read on, and find out.
Eh? A new pop?
Go into almost any Albertson's store, in the soda section, and about halfway through, there, in its glory, will sit the Jones Soda Pop. If you look closely, you will find the following flavors, and much more, each unique from any other flavor in their own special way. Crushed Melon: the harmony of three different types of melon find your way down your throat, bubbling happily into your tastebuds. Green Apple: The taste alone brings back memories of past Summer days, eating fresh apples picked off of a tree. Kiwi Lime: Though the name suggests otherwise, nothing about this flavor is sour; rather, it is sweet, like the first day of spring break. FuFu Berry: Not at all a little girl's drink, this drink is for men, and reenergizes the senses for battle.
What's cool about Jones
As you can tell from the names of the flavors, Jones is no ordinary soda pop. Jones is trying to change the way soda pop is made. Even the back of every bottle tells you to "Run with the little guy; create some change." On the bottom of each bottle cap is a nice fortune that may actually have something to do with your day. Each label has an origianl picture on it, sent in by the drinkers of Jones. Even the side of the bottlecap has something funny written on it: "I've got a jones for a Jones." Jones is something special, and you should never pass up the opportunity to buy one, even if it isillegal in some star systems.
