h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Boxheater (n) - One of those old radiators found in primary schools and hospitals that manage to take up about half the room whilst providing absolutely no warmth whatsoever.

Respryn (n)- The act of breathing so hard and fast after exercise that you are unable to do anything else for a good half and hour.

OR:

Respryn (n) - One who proceeds to make as much fuss as possible by breathing heavily, gasping and clutching the air after so little exercise as a two-minute stroll.

I can't decide which is better.

Probus (n) - One who insists that a bus is the most economical, environmentally-friendly means of communal transport whilst never actually having used one as they find them filthy and rubbish-strewn.

Sorry if all these are actually rubbish.

Stenalees(n)- The patron saint of places that look like they should be named after saints but in fact aren't.

Illogan (adj) - Descriptive of an argument so illogical and irrelevant that it is impossible to win due to both sides talking utter nonsense.

I see your first entry was quickly followed by your successive three.

B

Yeah, I was on a roll, . They any good?

Yeah, not bad at all.

B

Cheers, if I think of anymore I'll let you know.
Meanwhile there's a place name I know of just crying out for a Liff entry: Ventongimps, its just such a great name but I don't know what the definition should be. So, if anyone can use it that'd be great.

Ventongimps (n. plural): The uncontrollable twitches of the eye towards the crotch of someone who doesn't know their fly is open.

B

(n) Ventriloquist who gets into the case instead of the dummy.