Tuesdays
Created | Updated Jan 15, 2003
Definition
Tuesday is, by definition, the third day of the English week. It comes after Monday, and before Wednesday. It is also the second day in the working/school week.
The Worst Day of the Week?
Tuesday is, quite possibly, the worst day of the week. But, you might say, what about Monday? Aha, I say back, everyone is still hungover or tired on Monday to notice its bad. And by Wednesday, the week is half over. But, some might point out, is not Sunday also bad? You have Monday hanging over your head! But, I point out so cleverly, that back in Sunday, you were busy getting drunk or sleeping in, or else you wouldn't be able to be hungover or tired on Monday.
What to do?
One simple way to eliminate Tuesday as the worse day of the week is to not get drunk or sleep in on Sunday, thus leaving Monday to be your worse day. If that doesn't work for you, then make Tuesday "Happy Day", a day in which you do something that makes you happy. For me, that would be wearing my extra-special fish shirt. For you, it might be getting drunk or sleeping in. For others, it might mean quitting your job. Of course, this last idea would leave you penniless and jobless, but at least Tuesday wouldn't be a bad day! Lastly, you might try completely forgetting that Tuesday is the second day of the working/school week, and go about your lives like mindless drones. What a boring life, neh?
