Golf Balls
Created | Updated Jan 16, 2003
Definition
Golf balls are small, round, dimpled objects hit with a lever propeled by muscles in the human arms. The uses, however vary from the actual game of Golf which is boring to watch on television (see other entries) but can be fun to play. The golf club, used to hit the golf ball has other uses as well.
Uses
Use it as a golf ball, or use it as decorations, a door stop, a projectile, or even a wheel for a broken skateboard. Golf balls may be conidered good luck, if you are superstitious. Otherwise they are not.
In a worst-case-senario, the golf ball can be substituted for certain lost body parts. (Not Recommended. Any injuries caused by the attempt to do this procedure are not our problem.)
Possibly the best use for a golf ball is a prank though.
Prank Golf balls
The best way to get a laugh when playing golf is to see someone falling into a water trap going after their ball, but the second best way is to buy a trick golf ball. Some come with inscriptions like "#1 Dad" or "Pro Golfer". These inscriptions are recomended for the viewers' enjoyment. These prank golf balls are rigged with explosives, so after they have been hit, they explode on cantact with the ground causing a very surprised and confused look on the golfer, and a contorted face from laughing on the spectators. Warning: do not use prank golf balls when warding off small furry animals. They get angry when their fur is singed.
