Skydiving
Created | Updated Mar 31, 2002
I recently jumped out of an airplane from 13,500 feet to see what all the fuss is about. People told me it was dangerous, and I used the stayed argument that so is driving to work, which actually kills more people than skydiving. Now that I've done both, I can say that skydiving would be a more satisfactory way to die because:
1. It's news/FOX-reality-televsion-special-worthy.
2. It's more expensive than driving, so you get the impression of a higher quality death.
3. Once you come to terms with the fact that the chute is not going to open, you can just relax and enjoy the scenery.
1. It's news/FOX-reality-televsion-special-worthy.
2. It's more expensive than driving, so you get the impression of a higher quality death.
3. Once you come to terms with the fact that the chute is not going to open, you can just relax and enjoy the scenery.
