The Queen of the Dairy Rap
Created | Updated Dec 29, 2002
-- To the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air --
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Now this is the story <space> all about how
We ended up working <space> as a pantomime cow
It'll take just a minute <space> and it's not very scary
We'll tell you the tale <space> of the Queen of the Dairy
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On Lite Philadelphia <space> born and raised
We won a beauty pageant; <space> we were feted and praised
But our looks didn't last, <space> they faded, and now
We make both ends meet <space> as a pantomime cow
<musicalnote>
So come along with us <space> and join the three blind mice,
the seven dwarves and others. <space> It'll be so nice
There's a puss in boots <space> (or a worm that is hairy)
We might even bump into <space> the odd fuzzy fairy
<musicalnote>
They'll guide us across <space> the Lake of the Row Row
And then we'll climb high <space> to the spire that's called Ho Ho
After admiring the Garden <space> that's oh so Contrary
(Keep an eye out <space> for a gal called Mary)
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If we manage to escape <space> from Pecos Bill's Jail
The eggs of Mother Goose <space> may be found on the trail
But there are a few traps <space> to catch the unwary
So hold onto the tail <space> of the Queen of the Dairy
