Rules Of The H2G2 Faction Of Fight Club
Created | Updated Jul 21, 2003
THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
You do not talk about fight club.
THE SECOND RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
You do not talk about fight club.
THE THIRD RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
If someone yells stop, goes limp, or taps out...then the fight is over.
THE FOURTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
Only two guys to a fight.
THE FIFTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
One fight at a time.
THE SIXTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
No shirt, No shoes.
THE SEVENTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
THE EIGHTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS:
If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.
AMENDMENTS
- Women can fight.
- Women can wear shirts, if they want to.
I'm an understanding guy, so, unlike other fight clubs, I'm allowing these original rules to be subject to change. If you have any problems with the rules, think of a new rule, or want to amend the existing rules, either post your suggestion, or email me.