Stupidity
Created | Updated Apr 1, 2002
There has been much controversy as of late as to the nature of stupidity. Everybody has, at some point, done some mind bogglingly stupid things but what would drive someone to pick up red-hot metal or decide to become a lawyer? We now can reveal the answer to this question; american sitcoms. These are examples of a sinister scheme to make all of the planet brain dead so that we can be sold into slavery by huge worms from sector A33-A-eta. The unfortunate side-effect of this is that the worms have become stupid as a result of watching their own programs and as such can't work a fork let alone an electronic signaller. This means we are safe which is very lucky for us as we would have been to stupid to fight them anyway.
