Furbling
Created | Updated Dec 13, 2002
A favored pastime in England is the art of what I shall here call furbling (in regards to certain people of weak dispositions), which gives many people hours of fun and can even provide some exercise, especially strengthening one's legs. While women may find this easier, many men also enjoy this activity. Furbling safely requires some equipment that is readily available from the right suppliers, though the average supermarket would not offer anything of the sort, and asking will gain you many odd looks. But to the experienced furbler, these tools are unnecessary and may even hinder the act of furbling to the point where the furbler does not so much as consider using them. The best furblers can manage as well without equipment as with; indeed, one must learn to use the equipment, making it more difficult.
Furbling can even be done on the sidewalks of major cities--though this may anger some people, who feel that the mess caused by furbling should be contained in other places. It can even be done in the water, provided the water is calm and not very deep.
Care must be taken so that neither of the participants in furbling experience discomfort or even injury. Soreness around the groin is natural during the first few attempts, though this lessens with practice. The inner thighs especially can become abraded without protection. Some participants get sores on their backs, though this can be remedied with extra padding.
Don't let the joy of furbling be all-consuming, for you must care for your partner after the act. Food and water can help, yet the main requirement is rest. Be considerate and understanding if your partner drifts off to sleep within minutes of finishing, especially if you furble for longer than usual.
Just remember the bridle, as some horses will nip you.
Furbling can even be done on the sidewalks of major cities--though this may anger some people, who feel that the mess caused by furbling should be contained in other places. It can even be done in the water, provided the water is calm and not very deep.
Care must be taken so that neither of the participants in furbling experience discomfort or even injury. Soreness around the groin is natural during the first few attempts, though this lessens with practice. The inner thighs especially can become abraded without protection. Some participants get sores on their backs, though this can be remedied with extra padding.
Don't let the joy of furbling be all-consuming, for you must care for your partner after the act. Food and water can help, yet the main requirement is rest. Be considerate and understanding if your partner drifts off to sleep within minutes of finishing, especially if you furble for longer than usual.
Just remember the bridle, as some horses will nip you.
