Dust bunnies
Created | Updated Dec 7, 2002
Dust Bunnies are very useful if you go anywhere near a Vogon with a poetry book, you stuff them in your ears, then run away, DO NOT STAY!!! No matter how many bunnies are in your ears Vogon poetry will always disinigrate them. There unforunetly is one slight problem with the Dust Bunny method, if you have a babel fish in your ear, the bunnies and the fish will fight over territory be careful of this because if a dust bunny is eaten by a babel fish you will constantly insult life forms with quotes from an earth writer called shakespear... but it is worth it when a Vogon's coming at you with with it's thoughts and feelings.
Another use for Dust Bunnies is for a loyal companion they'll do anything for a pan Galactic Gargle blaster (Don't give them too much or they'll explode), breed them on your towel and you can sell them for a very Very VERY!!! unfair price (To the buyer) at the big bang burger restaurnt (Cave people will buy anything)
as well they make great guard... things
Another use for Dust Bunnies is for a loyal companion they'll do anything for a pan Galactic Gargle blaster (Don't give them too much or they'll explode), breed them on your towel and you can sell them for a very Very VERY!!! unfair price (To the buyer) at the big bang burger restaurnt (Cave people will buy anything)
as well they make great guard... things
