h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm ...

My normal persona is pretty phenomenal, you know. Nevertheless, let's see how I can adapt.

NAME: Yar Kramer
BIO: He has had some conflict with the Terranic forces. Something about a girl with powers. But he decided to join the hero group because he thought it would be fun. He also has the uncanny ability to wisecrack about anything other than death; he is psychologically incapable of killing a human being.
POWERS: He can sense when danger is about to hit him, usually far enough in advance to not get hit, as well as enhanced speed. He can't dodge a bullet that's actually fired at him, but he can stay ahead of a swiveling line of fire.

If you want more info, I'll supply it. By the way, can you have more than one (active) character?

That sounds cool, YK. Apollo, I don't know who might want to join in on this. Maybe Red Dog once he gets settled?

Hmm... we already have a bullet dodger. If you can think of something else that would be fun still, try it out, but otherwise, keep it. And good idea on the "no killing" thing... should prove interesting?

Hmm... Someone who's got a bad history, and someone without a history... Weird.

Anyway, once it gets going, Marshal may have trouble with the others, who may percieve him as little more than a Merc.

Merc won't be too bad; in fact, it won't be too hard to break off from the group at times. Remember, you're working together, but not forced to stay that way...

*Marshal cocks his pistol, bringing a round into the breech.*
[Marshal] Suits me. I'm here to earn my money, nothing more.

* = If "ooc" is Out Of Character, then IC is, obviously, In Character.

Okay, then let's stick with just a danger sense. And Yar will probably ICly tell a bit of his history if someone brings it up.

*Yar steps into his room. He claps his hands, but nothing happens. Great, the clapper's broken. He fumbles for the light, and looks in horror at the clapper. It's broken alright; someone shot it.*
[Marshal] I know you, Yar. I've got information about you, enough to send you away for a long time...
[Yar] Who are-
[Marshal] /I'm/ the one with the gun, Yar, I'll ask the questions. Why are you hear? Tell the truth, Yar. My trigger finger gets itchy if I'm lied to...


Like that you mean?

More or less. Yeah, I think so.

Oh, the link to the Heroes headquarters is on the R&R page, in the headers. If you're using Goo, use the Goo-freindly link at the bottom.

Not /exactly/ what I had in mind, Wargamer, but something like that.

Oh, and I got to the HQ page, but there's no thread there.

Create one, if you want. Things are going under your control, to start.

I'm not sure how, that's all.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Yar has a bunch of crazy weapons that put people out of commission without killing them, such as pink bullets (which stun) and a Flash Ray (which emits a blinding light).

Re-usable Flash Bang? Nice.

Well, it's more of a really bright light.

So not as good as a Flash Bang...

I'll start a thread, then. But you'll have to get your own drinks.

[Yar] Good idea.