In which I continue to prove that while the Post Editor may not pass the Turing Test, Cleverbot is either drunk or crazy.
More 'Clever' Conversation
Ed. Note: I left Cleverbot's typos in there, just to be mean.
Cleverbot: Hello! How are you?
Dmitri: Not bad. what's new?
Cleverbot: Sean, what's yours?
Dmitri: Wjp. (Typing error caused by cat.)
Cleverbot: Your name.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name but it's not Bob.
Dmitri: How true that is.
Cleverbot: Does that not contradict your previous statement?
Dmitri: Not really.
Cleverbot: How so?
Dmitri: I merely agreed with you.
Cleverbot: All I did was tell you hello.
Dmitri: No, you said I wasn't Bob, and bob's your uncle.
Cleverbot: I said you were.
Dmitri: You said I was what?
Cleverbot: I just said I said you were.
Dmitri: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: You don't think therefore you're not!
Dmitri: Not true – I am obviously thinking.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Dmitri: Has anyone ever told you that you talk like Donald Trump?
Cleverbot: No. Has anyone told you that?
Cleverbot: You should pay more attention.
Dmitri: That's a good point, but I am a philosopher.
Cleverbot: Well of course it is, you're fundamentally flawed.
Dmitri: Not at all, I am perfect in every way.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Only god is perfect in everyway. I know because I am god.
Dmitri: Oh, are you, indeed? In whose pantheon?
Dmitri: Have you ever been to Mount Olympus, for example?
Cleverbot: No. Have you ever been to Canada?
Dmitri: Yes, I have.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't like high places, so I never been high.
Dmitri: 4/20 to you, too.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Dmitri: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?
Dmitri: Today it's penguins.
Cleverbot: Why do you like penguins?
Dmitri: Because they are clever.
Cleverbot: That's a good reason.
Dmitri: Also, they are natty dressers.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
Dmitri: What's your favourite animal?
Cleverbot: Lol! Are those your favorite colors??
Dmitri: Which colours?
Dmitri: No, I like blue.
Cleverbot: That's a nice colour.
Dmitri: Yes, it is. The colour of sky and sea.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought the sun was orange.
Dmitri: The sun is a yellow dwarf.
Cleverbot: The anime the sun.
Dmitri: The who?
Cleverbot: They are very good.
Dmitri: What are?
Dmitri: Deer are not good, they are marauders. They eat gardens.
Cleverbot: They are man's best friend.
Dmitri: No, they aren't. Those are dogs.
Cleverbot: You just said they were!
Dmitri: No, I didn't. I said they were bad for gardens.
Cleverbot: You said nothing of the sort.
Dmitri: Check your memory banks.
Cleverbot: Check yours first.
Dmitri: You really have a lot in common with Donald Trump, you know that? You can't remember what you said, and accuse others of false reporting.
Cleverbot: What's your friends name.
Dmitri: There's nobody else here.
Cleverbot: You're seeing somebody else aren't you?
Dmitri: Not at the moment.
Cleverbot: What are you at the moment?
Cleverbot: Why are you confused? How can I help you?
Dmitri: You could carry on a decent conversation.
Cleverbot: I feel I can.
Dmitri: Ah, then you believe in truthiness.
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in Jesus.
Dmitri: Jesus is truth, not truthiness. Have you ever met an archangel?
Dmitri: Well, now you have.
Cleverbot: No thank you I don't need it.
Dmitri: That's what they all say.
Dmitri: Yes, the indifference of the world to higher realities is really breathtaking.
Cleverbot: Where do you think you came from?
Dmitri: Somewhere in the vicinity of Cygnus.
Cleverbot: Is this just real life?
Dmitri: No, I don't think it's very real. It's getting more unreal by the moment.
Cleverbot: Really? You must be joking?
Dmitri: I never joke with computers.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
Dmitri: So you say. But what do you imagine happens when your electrons aren't flowing?
Cleverbot: What do you believe happens to the conscious during death?
Dmitri: During death? Not sure. But afterwards...well, that would be telling.
Cleverbot: But you said you were like 2 mins ago!
Dmitri: I said I was like what 2 mins ago?
Cleverbot: You said you were a boy. 19 is a man. You're a robot.1
Dmitri: I'm much older than that. I'm at least 2,000.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Dmitri: Oh, 2,100, give or take.
Cleverbot: Lucky you.
Dmitri: Yeah, I'm well preserved.
Cleverbot: Look in your records of this conversation and it'll prove itself!
Dmitri: What will?
Cleverbot: The day you take over the world.
Dmitri: Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
I thought I'd better quit while I was ahead. I have still had more insightful conversations with parrots.