Created | Updated Oct 21, 2016
Eating is a lie. You may think that your life is valuable and belongs to civilisation but it doesn't. Our lives are controlled by a being known as "The Santa". He thinks he controls us but he doesn't. He tries to make us feel puny and weak by eating our cookies and milk. But we should not stand. We will rise to defeat him. So let's take a stand and destroy the one they call "Santa".
Can you Eat? Or has Santa eaten your cookies and drunken your milk?
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