Created | Updated Feb 27, 2012
All hail Imodium
Slays toilet tedium
Our bathroom woes be gone
All hail the pill!
Save us from e-coli
Giardia and Dystentery
Salmonella or Beri-beri
No cramps for me!
Our transit harmonious
Never malodorous
Smoothly to go through us
The tourist's friend!
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