The Flagelnorthings of planet Boorg.

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The Flagelnorthings of planet Boorg Are one of the strangest and most pointless species in the galaxy. The planet Boorg has become one of the most advanced races in the history of time and space, however, when people from the Galaxy decided to attemp to get them to create new devices for them on a constant basis, they said during a press conference that the planet would isolate itself, and everyone else would just have to deal with the envy.

However, The Flagelnorthings became so advanced on the planet boorg, that eventually the Flagelnorthing's intellegence reverted backwards over a period of several decades, the interstellar HitchHiker can visit the planet for a bit of brutal fun, throwing a rock at the now primitave Flagelnorthings head causes them to make a sound lik this..

"ooeeeuuurrrrrg!!!"

They then cry.

Many people have said that this is the most inhumane thing to do to anyone, but only because these people have no sense of humor.

The Flagelnorthings are probably best noted for their accidental invention of "the infinite improbability drive" which was concieved by a student after a rather unsuccessful party.

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