h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, only Crouch, surely? Sturridge started and Bellamy was a sub.

Oh, did Bellamy come on? Must've missed that one.

It's nothing compared to the woes of my Fantasy Football team, anyway. Sir Alex and Chris Eagles have completely wrecked my afternoon.

B

My is that I'd have given the Adam prediction but it's not my call. So it was the weekend of the 1-1 draw. Not a high scoring week again I'd say. Especially from me

should've said

Results:

Arsenal 1-1 Wolves (Gervinho, Fletcher)
Chelsea 1-1 Fulham (Mata, Dempsey)
Liverpool 1-1 Blackburn (Own Goal, Maxi)
Sunderland 1-1 Everton (Colback, Baines)
Stoke 0-0 Villa

Another low scoring week. As above, I have decided that Charlie Adam is not counted as a goalscorer, as it is implicit in predictions that the scorer will score for their own team unless otherwise stated.

Totals (Week Nine):

Mu Beta: 5 (Liverpool result and scorer, Everton result)
Yakus: 4 (Everton result, score and scorer)
Otto: 3 (Liverpool result and score)
Alfredo: 3 (Everton result and score)
Egon: 2 (Chelsea first scorer)
Mr 603: 2 (Stoke result)
Orcus and McKay: 0

Totals to date:

1. Alfredo: 59
2. mr 603: 58
3. mcKay: 51
4. Mu Beta: 49
5. Otto: 46
6. Yakus: 45
7. Orcus: 42
8. Ferretbadger: 36
9. Trout: 32
10. Egon: 24
11. Sprout: 17
12. Demon Drawer: 11

I'm just pleased I'm not Chris Whelpdale this week.

B

Who's Chris Whelpdale?

Google him. But brace yourself.

*does internet research*

Oh, so THTA's Chris Whelpdale. Oof.

I'm so horrified I can't even spell that.

Apparently, he's only 'a doubt' for Friday's game. I'd make sure I was a doubt for at least a few months. And spend the time cushion shopping.

B

I don't think I would be out of bed for Friday's game, never mind within ten miles of Dagenham.