h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The planet of Garon Seven spun slowly through its erratic orbit. Its surface was a desert of snow, only punctured by the occasion pine tree forest. For years people had travelled across the known multiverse to visit this strange and beautiful planet and to witness the ice fires; spouts of ice that erupted from fissures in the ice to cascade back down onto the snowy ground and form another layer of snow. However people had stopped their shared pilgrimage since a new and deadly force had over ridden the planetoid...THE CYBERMEN!

A wushing whirling sound filled the pine tree forest of Garon Seven, slowly but surely a blue police box materialised in the forest. After a while the Doctor, Jamie and Victoria emerged.
"Well, at least were not on a bus eh Doctor?" Jamie said with a smile.
The Doctor gave him a glare. "An unfortunate accident to be sure."
"Is that what you call it?"
The Doctor ignored him. "Anyway, look where we are now Garon Seven, one of the most tranquil planets in the universe." The Doctor raised his arms and took in his surroundings.
"It is beautiful." Victoria said from behind him.
The Doctor smiled and turned to Jamie. "At least someone appreciates my work!" he said.
Jamie frowned at him as they worked on through the forest.
"A Time Wraith..." the Doctor murmured in horror.
They backed away but realised there was no hope the Time Wraith engulfed them in its dark robes and two shards of crystal fell to the ground, one held the Doctor and other his companions.
The Cyberleader picked up the shards.
"Excellent! return to the temporal transference device, we shall take them to Rasputaltron."
With that the Cyberleader and two of his troops entered the temporal transference device and left the planet.