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Created | Updated Jun 1, 2003
You're diamond when I'm coal;
You're Lennon when I'm McCartney;
You're a hat-trick when I'm in goal.
You're United at Old Trafford;
You're Bollinger champagne;
You're Red Rum in the National;
You're Wimbledon without rain.
You're a bungy-jump at Victoria Falls;
You're a sunset at Ayers Rock.
You're the saxophone in New Orleans jazz;
You're Big Ben at 12 O'clock.
You're the rizla 'round my reefer;
You're the head on my first beer;
You're the saffron in my vindaloo;
You're my Nightingale in Crimea.
Dr Montague Trout
1990s