Bananas, Elbow-purplation and the vegemite worriers........
Created | Updated Apr 2, 2002
Somewhere out there..There is a band of vicious trogloditical mercinaries who wander about and such looking for unwary victims, once targeted the victim will be subjected to the terrifying ordeal of elbow-purplation, a most dire and debilitating condition(also known as Penniboller syndrome).
Now there are actions that can be taken to avoid infestation and to avoid being detected by the manic-purplisers.
A) Eat vast quantities of Bananas
B) Ignore completely any phone bills you may get
C) Spread vegemite on your elbows twice nightly and once at the weekend.
Update imminent
Now there are actions that can be taken to avoid infestation and to avoid being detected by the manic-purplisers.
A) Eat vast quantities of Bananas
B) Ignore completely any phone bills you may get
C) Spread vegemite on your elbows twice nightly and once at the weekend.
Update imminent
