A guide to the secrets of Robots
Created | Updated Jan 6, 2003
A robot can be seen in different lights and I am going to, well, elighten you of them.
1.Robots are a lump of useless metal. This is actually true, depending on the Robot. A good example is Marvin. A permenantly depressed Robot is not a pretty thing and really is actually totally useless, unless you want to kill a computer, in which case it is better than 2,000,000,000,000,000 million volts run through it's internal processor unit, which is painful. Anyhow, you do get rubbish robots, but then again...
2.Robots are brilliant. There are more cases of this than Case 1 such as: R2-D2,Robocop, Terminater(sort of),etc,etc. Robots can be used for anything like Killing people, shooting people, hacking at each other with Lawn Mower blades powered by wheelchair batteries,doing something useful, whistling and the rest. Pretty cool, no? I mean, they're shiny, have big guns, their eyes glow and and and...something. Oh dear.
3.Shut up! The most sensible option catered for everyone except children, freaks and people reading this.sorry.
