India
Created | Updated Apr 3, 2002
Dear Reader, I have no idea how to write this, or what the heck I am writing about so here goes. As the subject entry says this is supposed to be a productive read about India which is on planet earth, in the galaxy of milky way, or so they say. As of any day you choose, this is completely and totaly wrong, because that's exactly what the Indians want you to think. I want you think nothing. So anyways, this place called India...well they tell me that these are some of the rules on must abide by to survive a trip in India.
1. Just learn some English because most 25% of all the people in India
seem to know this language.
2. Beware! Driving in India is very, very dangerous, few survive.So the moral is don't drive.
3. If you drive then be sure to be polite to the taxi or whatever you take, the driver you can insult as much as you want.
4. And at every step keep watching for a 'bargain', because somebody always is trying to sell you something there.
5. Don't Hitchhike or you will get slaughtered.
P.s: Ignore the fifth entry,instead
5. Hitchike only if you are absolutely certain that you want to die a lost hitchiker in a lost galaxy in a lost world.
p.s.s: By the way, earth is a computer, if you want any more info go to the entry on earth.
1. Just learn some English because most 25% of all the people in India
seem to know this language.
2. Beware! Driving in India is very, very dangerous, few survive.So the moral is don't drive.
3. If you drive then be sure to be polite to the taxi or whatever you take, the driver you can insult as much as you want.
4. And at every step keep watching for a 'bargain', because somebody always is trying to sell you something there.
5. Don't Hitchhike or you will get slaughtered.
P.s: Ignore the fifth entry,instead
5. Hitchike only if you are absolutely certain that you want to die a lost hitchiker in a lost galaxy in a lost world.
p.s.s: By the way, earth is a computer, if you want any more info go to the entry on earth.
