The secret ingrediant in chili
Created | Updated Sep 16, 2002
as my frind told me how heinious a crime it would be to let out this cullinary secret, i thought i'd tell everyone...........
.....the secret ingrediant in chili is strong, plain chocolate, about a teaspoon or two in the average saucepan of your best recipie, have to find out how to cook the rest yerself, its only a flashy shepherds pie mix anyway so should be no problem.
....you see as chili is from SA and so is chocolate it makes sense.........if you get any drippy hippys like my mate scolding you for letting this secret out then treat then with the contempt i did, i dunno, some people are so full of there own pathetic, pompous self import i find it quite embarrasing for them....tho have to say, if you know other more personal secrets then keep them to yourself and just tell people inane stuff like "put chocolate in chilli" and "keep gloss brushes in plastic bags"...etc............just dont tell anyone about the coke bottle and the torch.
.....the secret ingrediant in chili is strong, plain chocolate, about a teaspoon or two in the average saucepan of your best recipie, have to find out how to cook the rest yerself, its only a flashy shepherds pie mix anyway so should be no problem.
....you see as chili is from SA and so is chocolate it makes sense.........if you get any drippy hippys like my mate scolding you for letting this secret out then treat then with the contempt i did, i dunno, some people are so full of there own pathetic, pompous self import i find it quite embarrasing for them....tho have to say, if you know other more personal secrets then keep them to yourself and just tell people inane stuff like "put chocolate in chilli" and "keep gloss brushes in plastic bags"...etc............just dont tell anyone about the coke bottle and the torch.
