Universal Guide to Freeloading
Created | Updated Sep 5, 2002
Freeloading as many might not know is not a commonly found skill, it's an art. Although some tricks are easily improvised, it takes devotion and countless hours of practice to live by the way of the FREE. Here are some basic rules that might help One achieve proficiensy if not perfection at getting things done with as little damage to One's wallet as possible.
Ten Commendmends Of Freeloading
Commendment One Although it might seem as an easy way out, DO NOT freeload off your friends. This is a despicably low practice, which will cause you to loose any friends you might still have left, after that time you realized you can not live a day without grilled garlick .
Commendment Two Be original and creative. Stealing my material won't do you any good, I used it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. As of now, oficially, if you use my examples in some of the third world countrees, you will be looking into a knife getting stuck in the back of your head, if not somewhere lower.
