The Eyebrow of Destiny
Created | Updated Sep 10, 2002
The Eyebrow of Destiny (tEoD) is a strange religious cult worshipping a person (or object/animal) with one eyebrow. The story goes that this Chosen One cannot die, and instead morphs into a new, rather stupid, creature/thing. The Chosen One is also reputed to have written the 27 Commandments of the Eyebrow of Destiny and the Holey Book is also said to be about him/her/it. This is, however, a load of twoddle, and the whole thing makes for a passably (if that) entertaining read. The purpose of the whole thing is known, however - to waste as much webspace as possible without getting told off. Thus, the website of the cult has vast hidden areas where useless files are kept for occasional staring-at, and all that is unhidden is also generally considered a waste of space. The fact that such a cult can acquire followers is very worrying, so it's all just as well that there are only two of them. The cult has a website, which I really wouldn't recommend visiting, although the colour scheme is actually quite nice.
