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why thank-you m'lady! most gracious of ye!



'grr' indeed.....

A certain Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, controversially, sadly not until now retired from The Not Very Polite North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting

A certain Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now retired from The Not Very Polite North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting

A certain Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting

A certain Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting

A certain Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and

A certain Welsh-lady, Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting

arrrggghh I've done Robyn, sooooo sorrrryyyyy

PARTY TIME!!!!


You're now a member of the ITS NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT! club!

well since your a lifetime member I feel quite honoured

A certain North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and


yeah, and Welsh-lady is a bit dubious too.....like it though

A certain worried North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and


And to Simetra... I FART in your general direction!

A certain worried North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Joo-Eun Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and



poo, what's that smell

A certain worried North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Joo-Eun Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and caber-tossing


*sniff*... *sniff-sniff*

so it was egg-mayonnaise for lunch then?

just having a wee think there..... would you like to perhaps start a little hoo-too novella? In the same style of Cheddar-gorge, but mibbie writing 4 words at a time, or whatever? i think it might be fun....

I think we could do it in this style if we can continue beyond one sentence... Sensical structure being more important than making long sentences? Go start the thread laddie!

A certain worried North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Joo-Eun Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly was not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and caber-tossing

I started a story ages ago which has been dormant waiting the right team to take it forward, it is all about Ford Prefect the sequel, or what did he do during those 15 years before the Vogons destroyed the earth, It got a bit out of hand and I think we got up to year seven, have a look if you don't like then that's OK http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63252?thread=531602&post=44228578#p44228578

ok, well, had a wee scan... looks a bit of a mess, and i think it'd be nice to be in at the start anyhoo......
I was thinking of more than one sentence Robyn.....

right. back in a bit.

er, that 'was' down there doesn't work.....




A certain worried North-Korean-Welsh-lady, Mrs. Joo-Eun Marian Ivy-Smythe-Trellis (who is not as yet officially certified deceased), quite recently has, rather controversially, sadly was not until now partially retired from The Not Very Polite Overweight North-Korean People Society's more salubrious pole-erecting and caber-tossing

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