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Some poodles while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide......

will

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will...

invariably

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably....

regurgitate

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate...

their

(I think I could have challenged there, since I think it was a complete sentence, but since I wasn't positive I've continued)

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their.....

only

(I felt the sentence was not complete as the item regurgitated had not been stated)

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only...

undigested

(yeah, that's why I wasn't sure - whether regurgitate could stand alone without specifying an object. You can say "...will invariably barf" without stating an object being barfed up, but can you do that with regurgitate? I wasn't sure, so I let it stand.)

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested....

tenderised

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised...

raw

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw.....

disgusting

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting...

although

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting although......

seemingly

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting although seemingly...

delectible

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting although seemingly delectible.......

remaining

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting although seemingly delectible remaining...

stomach

Some poodles, while licking their large meaty but also smelly and firm yet rounded discoloured chewie rawhide, will invariably regurgitate their only undigested tenderised raw disgusting although seemingly delectible remaining stomach......


which

I don't think you can finish that sentence.

Removing all the modifiers (and the long clause in the middle), the sentence was:
Some poodles will regurgitate their stomach...
and I thought the only logical next word would be "contents", at which point I could bleep you for ending the sentence (nasty, aren't I?). But I don't think the word "which" can be added and still have a possible sentence. Give it a shot, though - show how you can make a sentence.

Oh, I think I just saw what you must have been thinking. You were thinking that a stomach can be regurgitated. Regurgitate means to "rush or surge back", with the key word there being "back" - i.e. it is bringing something back that went down before. The stomach never went down in the first place, so you can't bring it back. Also, the modifiers wouldn't then make sense: an undigested stomach?, a tenderized raw stomach? disgusting although seemingly delectible stomach? remaining stomach? (maybe a cow could have a remaining stomach, but a poodle only has one, so "remaining" doesn't make sense).

Anyway, here's the new start:

I

if you say so.....but I felt we could haveexplained the stomachhence the which, but I bow to your keen appraisal

I remain

I remain...

uncharacteristically

I remain uncharacteristically...

without

i remain uncharacteristically without any