Motor Racing
Created | Updated Apr 3, 2002
A sport consisting of a varying number of beings propelled by various forms of motorised vehicles. These vehicles usually move along a track which for some reason is joined at each end, thus resulting in a race to see who can go nowhere the fastest and concluding when one of the beings has gone nowhere a certain number of times. Unfortunate beings coming off the track tend to fail to go nowhere and end up going somewhere, invariably at high speed, and usually this somewhere is not where the being concerned would want to go.
