The New Small But Vocal Minority
Created | Updated Aug 23, 2002
The original Small But Vocal Minority was disbanded earlier this year. However, Hoovooloo told me I could restart it if I could find any members (or maybe he meant he couldn't stop me from restarting it if I felt like it) so here we go.
This is the place to go if you have an idea worth campaining about, a chip on your shoulder, or if you are sick of being in a minority of one.
Awards
The following awards are the original ones taken from the Small But Vocal Minority article. Notify me if you have earned one of these...
Awarded for the squeeky clean record of a law-abiding citizen. Or at least someone who hasn't been caught yet.
Awarded for a close encounter of the Moderate kind. To reduce strain on the Vocal Budget, this can only be awarded once to each member.
Awarded for an Officious Warning.
Awarded for a Week-long Suspension.
Awarded for a Month-long Suspension.
Awarded for undertaking the Trial By Transgressions Procedure and living to tell the tale.
Awarded for a Lifetime Ban.
Awarded for a Clean Slate, and virginity restored.
Awarded for mailing a copy of the Freedom Petition to the BBC.
Awarded for being individually pre-moderated.
Ranks
Each member will be given a rank, which will increase over time as more awards are earned, and will be granted on a basis of achievements in the New SBVN.
Recruitment
If you have something to shout, join the New SBVM.
Xaero - Keeper of the Hyperintellegent Shades of the Colour Blue
Da OnLy MoO-CoW Byter - the Chosen Prophet of the Almighty Penlid