Cows
Created | Updated Apr 26, 2002
Bovinity - Be not alarmed if, while walking about the countryside, a low noise with the closest phonetic representation being
"mooo" can be heard. It is simply a cow. These normally docile creatures are a potential source of such valuable
commodities as leather (see sex), beef, and milk. However, slaying of these creatures is strongly discouraged, by virtue
of their abilities to distract annoying people with names resembling "Moofasa" and their unmatched worth as a means
of expressing one's self cheaply. Those possessing an insatiable urge to "make their mark" on society while passing
through rural areas will find this goal easily met via cows and a can of spray paint.
"mooo" can be heard. It is simply a cow. These normally docile creatures are a potential source of such valuable
commodities as leather (see sex), beef, and milk. However, slaying of these creatures is strongly discouraged, by virtue
of their abilities to distract annoying people with names resembling "Moofasa" and their unmatched worth as a means
of expressing one's self cheaply. Those possessing an insatiable urge to "make their mark" on society while passing
through rural areas will find this goal easily met via cows and a can of spray paint.
