h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I say what is occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things -- more I cannot say. How can I tell if you are real? You may be figments of my imagination. I may be the figment of someone else's imagination. How should I know? I certainly feel real, but then you seem real to me. But then again perhaps you are real and I am just a figment of your imagination. In any case, it seems strange to talk about who is better or worse of a number of people who for all I know do not exist, even in someone else's imagination. I say what it occurs to me to say.

the ruler of the universe you mean?. another man(thing) with its head screwed on